In which we spent 42 hours on planes, 15 hours in airports, 20 hours on buses, 6 hours in boats and only 5 minutes in the bath.

We also invented Macho Coca Mate, had a "lovverrlee" time, saw penguins, got sand up our bums, ate Alpaca (but not Guinea Pig), drank the bar dry, marvelled at carved vegetable parrots half way up mountains and were altogether too tired to join the 4.2Km High Club.

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